being called cute all the time but ur still single
What’s the gender neutral version of aunt/uncle
Pibling. (Parent sibling)
if ellen degeneres shares pizza at the oscars is she being ellen degenerous
guurrrl u must be a marker
cus u fine as hell
You must be a marker cause you dried up and stinky
You must be a marker because I want to erase you but I can’t.
Are you a pre 1980s marker cause the toluene in you makes me
Guuurl you just be a marker
because you are not responding. You are a marker. You are an inanimate object on my desk that isn’t able to speak.
[strums guitar] this next song is dedicated to you. it is called You Are So Cute & I Am So Mad. because you are very cute. and i am very mad about it
when u mean to type “believe” but accidentally type “beliebe”
I just wanted to let all of you guys on Tumblr know that you’re amazing and I love every single one of you. Thank you for cheering me up at the worst of times. You fucking legends. I hope you all have an amazing life